relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut
suicide-is-my-father:

✧
rawrimamidget:

yep.

urbancatfitters:

tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys. and $312.56 in cash. must be following me and fourteen of my closest internet friends. i’ll check. u have until four months in the future so u forget that i started this giveaway and don’t get suspicious when u don’t hear of anyone winning.

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religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

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sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

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literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

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jackbarakatofficial:

"Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse, suicide elimates the possibility of it ever getting better."

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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