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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.
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when you stay up all night and realize its morning
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one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
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I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
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"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"