bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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wannajoke:

The Walking Debt
person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs
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florall:

niallmylover:

sextology:

fetch-kittens:

palefleur:

acidical:

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teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed
reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs
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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Chαηεℓ

claphne:

imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged

think of how different the punishments would be

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