kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

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bullied:

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

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fullmetaldokis:

alkaahestry:

fullmetaldokis:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FACE AL HAS EVER MADE


Have you seen this one?

HOYLH SHITT

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

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playstation2chainz:

fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby

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thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

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